shoe, n.All

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A Shoe has a tongue but it is only capable of smelling.

The Shoe is male, because it is usually unpolished with its tongue hanging out.

The Shoe is an article of clothing which, when new, tends to hurt, and it hurts even more when you have to buy them for the whole family.

The Shoe is as important a purchase as a bed — if you're not in one you're in the other.

The Statue of Liberty wears a size 879 sandal.

The Statue of Liberty is so large that she would wear a size 879 shoe.

A Shoe is a foot canoe