shopping, n.Definitions

Shopping is what pretty women do, while crying is for plain women.

Shopping is the only time a woman has a true orgasm.

Shopping is not, in fact, how women spend all of their time. They spend part of it taking things back.

Shopping is the fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have.

Shopping is denegrated, in part, out of sexist reasons. If men liked doing it, they'd call it research.

Shopping is better than sex because if one is not satisfied after shopping one can make an exchange for something one really likes.

Shopping is a thing which, when it was still connected to the street, it was also an intensification and articulation of the street. Now it has become utterly independent - contained, controlled, surveyed.

Shopping is like sex for men too in that they can only manage it for five minutes and then they get tired.