snow, n.Definitions

Snow is God forgetting to say “when” at Olive Garden.

Snow is nothing but an unnecessary freezing of water.

Snow is a lot more enjoyable when you don’t own a car

Snow is snowmen falling from heaven unassembled.

Snow would be lovely if it wasn't so shovely.

Snow is wont to grow whiter after a crow has flown over it.

Snow is beautiful - when you are watching the other fellow shovel it.

Snow is a form of precipitation that usually occurs three weeks prior to and the morning of your departure from your ski vacation.