snow, n.All

Snow is a lot more enjoyable when you don’t own a car

Snow is nothing but an unnecessary freezing of water.

Snow is a form of precipitation that usually occurs three weeks prior to and the morning of your departure from your ski vacation.

Snow is wont to grow whiter after a crow has flown over it.

Snow is God forgetting to say “when” at Olive Garden.

Snow is beautiful - when you are watching the other fellow shovel it.

Venus is a hellish place where it literally snows metal

Snow is snowmen falling from heaven unassembled.

If snow is made of water and water has no calories, then how come snowmen are fat?

Snow would be lovely if it wasn't so shovely.