Spin The Wrong Way

tornado

is like if God flushed the toilet you lived in.

tornadoes are like if God flushed the toilet you lived in

Tornadoes are just a white trash hurricane.

is just God's little way of saying "I don't exist".

Tornadoes are just God's little way of saying "I don't exist".

is just God's way of sending trailer trash straight to Hell.

Tornadoes are just God's way of sending trailer trash straight to Hell.

is like a 6 yr old on sugar. Always changing directions.

Tornadoes are like a 6 yr old on sugar. Always changing directions.

is like Baptists; much less angry and intense on the east coast as the ones in Mid-America Red States.

Tornadoes are like Baptists, which is to say, much less angry and intense here in MA than the ones in Mid-America Red States.

is like a conservative talk show. They are big in red states and do a lot of damage to the American way of life.

Tornadoes are like conservative talk shows. They are big in red states and do a lot of damage to the American way of life.

is like divorce in the south. Someone is losing the trailer.

Tornadoes are like divorce in the south. Someone is losing the trailer.