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A Vacation is time off to remind employees that the business can get along without them.
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Vacation is two weeks on the sunny sands which puts the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
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Vacation is an activity for which an alternative would be to stay home and tip every third person you see.
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Vacation is such that if a man takes one day off, it takes him about three days to get the harness fitted again.
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A Vacation is a success if we manage to change the color of the circles under our eyes from black to tan.