vice president, n.Definitions

The Vice president is nothing, but tomorrow he may be everything.

The Vice president is a spare tyre on the automobile of government.

The Vice president is someone who presides over the Senate and sits around hoping for a funeral.

The Vice president is such that the Vice-Presidency ain't worth a pitcher of warm spit.

The Vice president is such that all he has to do is get up every morning and say: 'How's the president''.

The Vice president is sort of like the last cookie on the plate in that everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

The Vice president is a man who sits in the outer office of the White Office, hoping to hear the President sneeze.

The Vice president is like a man in a cataleptic state... he cannot speak... he cannot move... he suffers no pain... and yet he imperfectly conscious of everything that is going on about him.