violin, n.All

The Violin is distinguished from the viola in that a viola burns longer.

The Violin is the proper musical instrument for a wedding : after the romantic music is over, the strings are still attached.

A Violin is a glorified dead tree, except louder, and with no squirrels living in it.

A violin maker is known as a 'luthier'

I never let my children watch big-band performances on TVToo much sax and violins

A Violin is a weirdly shaped mandolin that you hold with your face and saw

The Violin is the revenge extracted by the intestines of a dead cat.

A Violin is the revenge exacted by the intestines of a dead cat.

A Violin is just a bit of good carpentry and some dead cats.

Why was the big violin annoyed with the little violin?Because it was always fiddle-ing around

A Violin is a neck guitar that you play using a stick with hair.

How did the violin get into the orchestra?It pulled some strings

Violin bows are commonly made from horse hair.