virgin, n.Definitions

A Virgin is a member of the army of the unenjoyed.

A Virgin is a girl who hasn’t met her maker.

The Virgin is a bore much like people with overpriced houses.

A Virgin is a nice girl that whispers sweet nothingdoings in your ear.

A Virgin is a girl who makes an issue out of a tissue

A Virgin is a young innocent who in former times was sacrificed to the gods but who now merely lives in disgrace

The Virgin's innocence, like milk turns when exposed to the merest nothing (a clap of thunder, to a tart smell, to a hot day).

A Virgin is a young innocent who in former times was sacrificed to the gods but who now merely lives in disgrace.