virgin, n.All

The Virgin's innocence, like milk turns when exposed to the merest nothing (a clap of thunder, to a tart smell, to a hot day).

The Virgin is a bore much like people with overpriced houses.

A Virgin is a girl who makes an issue out of a tissue

A Virgin is a young innocent who in former times was sacrificed to the gods but who now merely lives in disgrace.

A Virgin is a nice girl that whispers sweet nothingdoings in your ear.

A Virgin is a member of the army of the unenjoyed.

What do blonde virgins eat?Baby food.

A Virgin is a girl who hasn’t met her maker.

A Virgin is a young innocent who in former times was sacrificed to the gods but who now merely lives in disgrace