Sit In The Freezer

vodka

is, for Russians, what therapy is for Americans: habit-forming and it destroys your ability to live a normal life.

Vodka is for Russians what therapy is for Americans: habit-forming and it destroys your ability to live a normal life.

is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and too much of it leaves you senseless.

Vodka is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and too much of it leaves you senseless.

is like a ‘clear history’ button for your brain.

is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it.

is like a snake, slithers around and bites you in the ass.

is like anal, no one really likes it, they just pretend to.