vodka, n.All

Vodka is angry water

All vodkas must be distilled in such a manner that ensures they pretty much all taste the same.

Vodka is, for Russians, what therapy is for Americans: habit-forming and it destroys your ability to live a normal life.

"Vodka" means ‘little water’ in Russian.

Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it.

Vodka is like a snake, slithers around and bites you in the ass.

Vodka is extreme mashed potatoes

Vodka is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and too much of it leaves you senseless.

Coca-Cola made a special clear version of Coke (at the request of President Truman) for Soviet Marshal Georgy Zhukov, so he could pretend he was drinking vodka rather than an American drink

Vodka is like a ‘clear history’ button for your brain.

Vodka is like anal, no one really likes it, they just pretend to.