yogurt, n.Definitions

Yogurt is just cream that reads Dostoyevsky and enjoys the opera.

Yogurt is flavored rotten milk soup.

Yogurt is milk emeritus.

Yogurt is just loose cheese

Yogurt is breakfast ice cream.

Yogurt is just milk saying "I ain't dead yet, bitch".

Yogurt is just slow milk

Yogurt is one of only three foods that taste exactly the same as they sound. The other two are goulash and squid