yogurt, n.All

Yogurt is just loose cheese

Yogurt is just slow milk

Yogurt is just milk saying "I ain't dead yet, bitch".

Yogurt is flavored rotten milk soup.

Yogurt is one of only three foods that taste exactly the same as they sound. The other two are goulash and squid

Yogurt is breakfast ice cream.

Yogurt is milk emeritus.

Eating yogurt contains probiotics that can help relieve symptoms of depression

Yogurt is just cream that reads Dostoyevsky and enjoys the opera.

What flavor yogurt grows in the midwestern United States?Plain