Absinthe (n.) requires a spoon, a sugar cube and four slow minutes, which is most of what is being bought.
Absinthe (n.) is licorice with a rumor attached.
Absinthe (n.) is a provoker of madness, the wildest, most luxurious madness in the world.
Absinthe (n.) makes the heart grow fonder and the breath grow stronger.
Ale (n.) is like bread you drink standing up.
Ale (n.) is the reason the village had a pub before it had a doctor.
Ale (n.) is ordered by volume and remembered by consequence.
American Beer (n.) is not a drink to be judged, it is a drink to be counted.
American Beer (n.) is served cold because the cold is the flavour.
American Beer (n.) is engineered so the twelfth one tastes exactly like the first.
American Beer (n.) is a lot like making love on a row boat - it's fucking close to water.
Beer (n.) is just water with a yeast infection.
Beer (n.) is to be drunk, just as speech to be spoken.
Beer (n.) is bitter until you realize that life is bitter. That's when beer becomes sweet.