The Amish (n.) is a rare example that religious fanatics do not have to be a menace.
The Amish (n.) could never correct any wrong information on their wikipedia page.
The Amish (n.) is a people dress in plain clothing to avoid drawing attention to themselves, but their clothing is the thing about them that draws the most attention.
The Amish (n.) have no way of knowing whether they're being treated to a romantic candlelit dinner or just a regular dinner.
A Baptist (n.) is different from a methodist in this: Baptists won't wave to each other in a liquor store.
A Baptist (n.) is like a cat; you know they're screwing, but you can never catch them at it.
A Catholic (n.) is not a real catholic unless he's got so many candles in his house he can't even get fire insurance.
The Catholic (n.) is distinguished from the Jew in that Jews are born with guilt. Catholics have to learn it in school.
A Catholic (n.) believes what the Church teaches and the climate makes no difference.
A Catholic (n.) is raised with the idea that he will die any minute now and if he doesn't live his life in a certain way, this death is an introduction to an eternity of pain.
Episcopal (n.) cares less about what is believed than about whether it was said properly.
Episcopal (n.) runs a service a newcomer can follow only by watching when others stand.
Episcopal (n.) is Catholicism for people who want the robes and the incense and a vote.