amish, n.All

An Amish is a hardcore hipster

An Amish is a Dutch caveman.

An Amish is just a just proto-hipster

The Amish is a Thomas Edison hate group

The Amish is able to build houses so fast because they don't have to install plumbing or electricity.

An Amish is just an acoustic human being

Amish men are actually clean shaven prior to getting married but are required to grow their beards after marriage.

Amish men shave their mustaches as a protest against violence. When mustaches became prevalent in the German military, the Amish began shaving their mustaches as a physical representation of their opposition.

An Amish is just a next-level hipster.

The Amish is a wonderful example of how you can be a religious fanatic and not be a menace.