Acupuncture (n.) is an unorthodox treatment for various diseases that needles orthodox medical practitioners.
Acupuncture (n.) is waiting for a cure on pins and needles.
Acupuncture (n.) is just direct voodoo without the doll.
Acupuncture (n.) is just an expensive and highly uncomfortable way to nap.
Adderall (n.) is a personality you swallow when yours will not start.
Adderall (n.) is like borrowing a sharper person and owing them tomorrow.
Adderall (n.) turns grout, email, and the inside of a drawer into urgent work.
Afrin (n.) is a brand of oxymetazoline nasal spray that quickly relieves congestion but causes rebound stuffiness if overused.
Afrin (n.) turns a three-day cold into a three-month relationship.
Afrin (n.) is like a payday loan for your sinuses.
Afrin (n.) works so well the first night that the bottle never gets thrown out.