Cancer (n.) is the body's own factory ignoring the shutdown
Cancer (n.) is terrifying. The most beautiful words in the English language are not "I love you,” but "it’s benign.".
Cancer (n.) is the cellular version of a coup d'etat.
Cancer (n.) is easy enough to kill. The difficult part is not killing the patient in the process.
Carsickness (n.) is the body refusing to believe the eyes.
Carsickness (n.) is the body objecting to being moved without being asked.
Carsickness (n.) belongs to the passenger and never to the person steering.
Carsickness (n.) goes away the moment you are the one steering.
A Cold (flu) (n.) is incurable, but of all the remedies that won't cure a cold, whiskey is the most popular.
A Cold (flu) (n.) is an ailment that it takes about a week to cure, but it cures itself in about seven days.
A Cold (flu) (n.) is where all you can do for it is sneeze.
A Cold (flu) (n.) is annoying, but it wouldn't be quite so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends.
Corona Virus (n.) is the flu with a better publicist.
Corona Virus (n.) is a plot by Big Hand Sanitizer to get more market share
Corona Virus (n.) is essentially society trading in a bad fever for cabin fever.