cold (flu), n.Definitions

Cold (flu) is that in which the air gains in attacking virtues, it becomes spiritualized and dehumanized.

Cold (flu) is symbolically to being in the situation of, or longing for, solitude or exaltation.

A Cold (flu) is like being drunk and hungover at the same time.

A Cold (flu) is like being half drunk with none of the perks and all of the misery

A Cold (flu) is an ailment that wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of your friends.

A Cold (flu) is like being a drug addict. You’re spaced out but you feel shitty at the same time, food is unappealing, and you’re probably going to pass out unexpectedly and wake up at 3PM in a pool of fever sweat.

A Cold (flu) is like having the plague except not as bad and you're kinda sniffily and you don't die in the end

A Cold (flu) is like being on a period - you use way too much paper and your mood changes like thousand times per day.