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is the best way to know a country, since you have to sweat up the hills and coast down them, thus, in contrast to an automobile, you remember them as they actually are.

It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best, since you have to sweat up the hills and coast down them. Thus you remember them as they actually are, while in a motor car only a high hill impresses you, and you have no such accurate remembrance of the country you have driven through as you gain by riding a bicycle.

is the most efficient machine ever created: converting calories into gas, a bicycle gets the equivalent of 3,000 miles per gallon.

The bicycle is the most efficient machine ever created: converting calories into gas, a bicycle gets the equivalent of 3,000 miles per gallon.

is dangerous without being fun, much like open-heart surgery, the South Bronx, and divorce.

Being dangerous without being fun puts bicycles in a category with open-heart surgery, the South Bronx, and divorce.

is a vehicle that can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

is the perfect transducer to match man's metabolic energy to the impedance of locomotion. Equipped with this tool, man outstrips the efficiency of not only all machines but all other animals as well.

The bicycle is the perfect transducer to match man's metabolic energy to the impedance of locomotion. Equipped with this tool, man outstrips the efficiency of not only all machines but all other animals as well.

is the most civilized conveyance known to man. Other forms of transport grow daily more nightmarish. Only the bicycle remains pure in heart.

The bicycle is the most civilized conveyance known to man. Other forms of transport grow daily more nightmarish. Only the bicycle remains pure in heart.

is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one without shocking the entire community.

The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one without shocking the entire community.

is more responsible for women's sensible dress than all the reform movements that have ever been waged.

[T]he bicycle will accomplish more for women's sensible dress than all the reform movements that have ever been waged.

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