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is a machine which makes grass fit for people to eat.

 ought to be contented, for it is all the time surrounded by a lot of high-priced meat.

Why shouldn't a cow be contented? It is all the time surrounded by a lot of high-priced meat.

is the solid citizen of the animal world, who finds contentment at the low level of eating and drinking.

is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other, milk.

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other, milk. — Ogden Nash

is the only possible pet. They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them.

to my mind, the only possible pet is a cow . .. They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.

is a machine that makes grass fit for us people to eat.

The cow is a machine that makes grass fit for us people to eat. — John McNulty

is an esteemed animal, for not even have our greatest scientists yet discovered how to turn grass into milk.

Look at those cows and remember that the greatest scientists have never discovered how to turn grass into milk

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