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is,by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.

is the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.

Halloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.

is a sarcastic festival that reflects an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

is a holiday that Jehovah's Witnesses don't participate in. Perhaps this is because they just don't like it when strangers go up to their doors and bother them.

I learned that Jehovah's Witnesses will not participate in Hallowe'en. I don't know if it's part of their religion. I guess they just don't like it when strangers go up to their doors and bother them.

is likely not a whole lot of fun if you live in a nudist colony.

I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

is the only time you're encouraged to take candy from strangers.

is just a nation wide role playing event, with free snacks.

Halloween is just a nation wide role playing event, with free snacks.

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