heart attack, n.All

Elvis died on the toilet. His heart may have gone out due to constipation

Men who have sex twice a week are up to 45% less likely to have heart attacks than men who have sex once a month or less, according to a study published in the American Journal of Cardiology.

Shoveling snow is a known cause for heart attacks - the increase in blood pressure combined with cold air constricting arteries creates the right environment for it to happen.

A Heart attack is like having an elephant stand on your chest for ten minutes or longer.

Forgiveness is healthy - it can reduce the risk of heart attacks and slow the spread of cancer.

A Heart attack is mild when it is one you remember.

Owning a cat can reduce the risk of heart attacks and strokes by more than a third

A Heart attack is Gods revenge for eating his animal friends.

A Heart attack is a painful modem medical disorder, commonly accompanied by death, that is known to afflict middle-aged men who strive valiantly and hopelessly against their natures, toward goals that make them sick.

Heart attack is had at no worse time than during a game of charades.

In 1923, a jockey suffered a fatal heart attack but his horse finished and won the race, making him the first and only jockey to win a race after death

A Heart attack is basically a leg cramp in the heart.

Shoveling snow is a known trigger for heart attacks, driving some hospitals to prepare for cardiac events after heavy snowfall