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cold (flu)

coughing

dad joke

butcher

sickness

letter

letter writing

tomb

teacher

mestruation

Dracula

blood

orange

Thanksgiving

ship

bank

insanity

therapy

Taylor Swift

coffee break

snowman

frostbite

exam

pick-up line

immortality

Vitamin D

moon

tick

trivia

mirror

telescope

blood transfusion

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aging

Cher

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Muppet

door

inside - outside

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inside

wealth

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crucifix

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rape

anal sex

transgender

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stakeholder

high school

contraception

coitus interruptus

invitation

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is just someone who does mean things because they're hungry.

#Vampires are just people who do mean things because they're hungry.

If you think about it, vampires are just wasteful cannibals.

oh god vampires are like people shaped ticks

Ok but vampires are basically just...immortal human mosquitos?

is just a folk tale based on people dying of rabies.

Sleep tight! Vampires are just folk tales based on people dying of rabies. Which is a very real thing.

So vampires are basically a Bunch of sketch serial killers

So vampires are basically lower grade cannibals

There comes a time in every Tweeter's career when they consider a "Vampires are just Neck Romancers" pun,

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