A Vampire is just a wasteful cannibal.
Replacing blood with younger blood might help reverse aging
The Vampire is a species of sketch serial killers
Ticks are basically vampires in that they don’t just like blood, they need it to survive.
A Vampire is just someone who does mean things because they're hungry.
A Vampire is just a folk tale based on people dying of rabies.
A Vampire is just a person-shaped tick
A Vampire is just a Neck Romancer.
A Vampire is an immortal human mosquito.
Butterflies will feast on your blood and tears if given the chance.
A Vampire is a lower grade cannibal