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is a country that ought to be a superpower by now given that they produce coffee and cocaine. Surely they ought to be able to figure out how to motivate the workforce.

I can't figure out why Columbia isn't a superpower by now. They produce coffee and cocaine, so it's not like they can't figure out how to motivate the workforce.

is deeply misunderstood. Between the cocaine, coffee, chocolate and tobacco their entire goal has been to wake up the world and keep them motivated to accomplish lots each day.

Columbia has just been misunderstood all along. Between the cocaine, coffee, chocolate and tobacco their entire goal has been to wake up the world and keep them motivated to accomplish lots each day.

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