dealing drugs, n.One-Liners

I bought some shoes from a drug dealerI don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day

If my Columbian friend got a dollar every time someone asked him if he sells cocaine ...he would not have to sell cocaine anymore.

It's not dealing drugs if they only pay for delivery

I was shocked to hear Doug the Barber was arrested for selling cocaine. I'd been going to him for five years and I had absolutely no idea. . . that he was a barber