cocaine, n.One-Liners

It's not dealing drugs if they only pay for delivery

You think you've got problems?I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning

I'm always poking my nose in my friend's businessHe's a coke dealer

My friends swear I’m addicted to cocaine, but I’m not. I just really like the smell.

I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Cocaine is never a solution... Unless it's dissolved in water.

A man was arrested for having stashed three pounds of cocaine in a box of Lucky Charms.The police found the whole thing, "magically suspicious".

I just read a great book on cocaine addiction the other day. After the first few lines I was hooked.

I don't care for cocaine jokes, but occasionally, a one-liner makes me snort.

I got a small part in a movie. It's called 'Cocaine'. I only have the one line.

I heard this great joke about cocaine. It was so funny that I snorted a little.

I’m okay with smoking, alcohol, and marijuana. But cocaine is where I draw the line.

Mexico should stop importing cocaine for a month. Then the Americans will be the ones climbing the wall

I have a serious cocaine problem ... I can't find my cocaine.

I just watched a great documentary on Cocaine.I’m going to watch all my documentaries this way now.

I was shocked to hear Doug the Barber was arrested for selling cocaine. I'd been going to him for five years and I had absolutely no idea. . . that he was a barber

I got fired from a film I was playing lead in because of my cocaine addiction.I kept blowing my lines.

I was offered cocaine at a party the other night: "Buddy," I said, "I'm a father of three young kids..."". . . of course I do"

I tried sniffing coke once ..but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose

If my Columbian friend got a dollar every time someone asked him if he sells cocaine ...he would not have to sell cocaine anymore.