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is an obscene half-mask and a sexual symbol in the middle of the face: That is why it pleases women.

The beard, being a half-mask, should be forbidden by the police It is, moreover, as a sexual symbol in the middle of the face, obscene: that is why it pleases women. Arthur Schopenhauer

You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion.

is not really a beard until one has to decide whether to sleep with it inside or outside the duvet.

It isn't a beard until you have to decide whether to sleep with it inside or outside the duvet.

is a device saving the husband’s from ill-timed expressions since eternity

Beards – Saving the husband’s from ill-timed expressions since eternity.

Beards are basically the new tribal tattoos now.

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