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is funny --- If men could suddenly menstruate and women couldn't, they would brag about how long and how much, sanitary supplies would be federally funded and free, and street guys would invent slang: 'He's a three-pad man.'

What would happen if suddenly, magically, men could menstruate and women could not' .. .Men would brag about how long and how much ... Sanitary supplies would be federally funded and free... Street guys would invent slang: 'He's a three-pad man'.

is unnatural. Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

is a monthly physical condition that causes women to act like men always do.

is tough. Most women would happily tum in their menstrual cycle for a Honda

Allan D. Fisher. AMERICAN HUMORS BEST ONE AND TWO LINERS

is a thing inherently coded by gender norms. If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons.

such that if men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons.

is that time every month when woman is subjected to the revulsive site of our biologic origin (slime for which, evolutionarily, we have an revulsion). Every month she has to face the abyss of time and being, the abyss which is herself.

We have an evolutionary revulsion from slime, the site of our biologic origins. Every month, it is woman's fate to face the abyss of time and being, the abyss which is herself.

is reflective of latent sexism. If we men had periods, we wouldn't have discreet tampon boxes, would we? No. We'd have boxes with MY FUCKING TAMPONS printed on the outside.

If we men had periods, we wouldn't have discreet tampon boxes, would we? No. We'd have boxes with MY FUCKING TAMPONS printed on the outside.

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