blindness, n.One-Liners

I'm reading a horror story in BrailleSomething bad is about to happen... I can feel it

I dated a girl with a lazy eye onceIt turns out she was seeing someone else on the side

I think my girlfriend has a blind fetishLast night she said we should stop seeing each other.

I saw the most useless guide dog I've ever seen todayIt knew nothing about the history of the town; it just sat there, licking its balls