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stupidity

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baby

father

drunking

accumulation

learning

singer

Internet

spider

hacker

hacking

potato chip

Adele

biting

computer virus

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muzzle

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breath mint

Dracula

snack

vacation

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Boot camp

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is incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid: Humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant... together they are powerful beyond imagination.

Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid: humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant... together they are powerful beyond imagination.

is no longer servant, but is now becoming guide and agent.

You'll see more and more perfection of that computer as servant. But the next thing is going to be computer as a guide or agent. Steve Jobs

is a thing you ought never to let know you're in a hurry.

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.

is a device whose problems, in 97.3 per cent of cases, are attributable to the nut attached to the keyboard..

The cause of the problem in 97.3 per cent of cases is a simple fault with the nut attached to the keyboard.

is like an Old Testament God - lots of rules and no mercy.

A computer is like an Old Testament God - lots of rules and no mercy.

When a computer gets too hot, it freezes.

is a device that lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

is a device that can beat us at chess, but is no match for us at kick boxing.

A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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