confucius say, n.One-Liners

Confucius say ... Fly which rest on toilet seat get pissed off

Confucius say ... a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms

Confucius say ... electrician get much angry when find shorts in wife's bedroom¦

Confucius say ... man who cry while masturbating real tearjerker

Confucius say ... argument between pharmacist and patient is pill owe fight

Confucius say ... butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders

Confucius say ... foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

Confucius say ... girl get laid in cemetery, soon become mummy

Confucius say ... abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song

Confucius say ... boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand

Confucius say ... award winning dentist will be given a little plaque

Confucius say ... man who eat many prunes get good run for money

Confucius say ... girl who sit on judge man's lap get honorable discharge

Confucius say ... man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news

Confucius say ... man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change

Confucius say ... learn to masturbate, come in handy

Confucius say ... man who put face in punchbowl get punch in face hole

Confucius say ... man behind vehicle playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic

Confucius say ... man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time