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is a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.

is office would be full of luminous ideas.

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.

is a person who, when he says 'open wide', he is really talking about your wallet.

When a dentist says, 'Open wide,' he could also be talking about your wallet.

A dentist is a man who runs a filling station.

is a prestidigitator who, while putting metal in your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.

a dentist is a prestidigitator who, while putting metal in your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.

is the only kind of fellow who prefers the company of a man with a hole in his head.

A dentist is the only fellow I can think of offhand who actually prefers the company of a man with a hole in his head.

is a man who works for his own teeth by taking out those of others.

DENTIST: A man who works for his own teeth by taking out those of others.

is the only fellow who can tell a woman to shut her mouth and get away with it.

DENTIST: The only fellow who can tell a woman to shut her mouth and get away with it.