diet, n.One-Liners

My diet always starts on a Monday morning and ends at the donuts somebody brings into the office later that morning.

I really need a diet plan that will take my breadth away.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

If snow is made of water and water has no calories, then how come snowmen are fat?

I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts

Just had a look at the statistics on female obesityAwful figures

I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now