obesity, n.One-Liners

Just had a look at the statistics on female obesityAwful figures

If bars can say no to drunk people, why won't McDonalds say no to fat people?

If snow is made of water and water has no calories, then how come snowmen are fat?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

I love my six-pack.That’s why I protect it with a thick layer of fat