snowman, n.One-Liners

I thought I found a mass snowman grave the other dayTurns out it's just a field of carrots

I just found a carrot, a puddle, two lumps of coal and a suicide note next to our fireHope everything's OK

If snow is made of water and water has no calories, then how come snowmen are fat?

What does a snowman have and snow women doesn't?snowballs

Time waits for no man . . . especially not a snowman