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Dolphins Are Basically Just People With Fins

Dolphins are basically just water humans.

Dolphins are basically rapist frat boys on a bender.

is a sea human. They fuck and kill for fun and now they get high on..... porpoise.

Dolphins are basically sea humans. They fuck and kill for fun and now they get high on..... porpoise.

is the drunk fraternity brother of the sea

Dolphins are basically the drunk fraternity brothers of the sea

is an animal so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, it can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw it fish.

Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

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whale

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language

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chewing

fishing

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dolphin, n.One-Liners

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