dolphin, n.All

A Dolphin is a blunt swordfish

The Dolphin is an animal so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, it can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw it fish.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open

A Dolphin is the drunk fraternity brother of the sea

A Dolphin is basically a person with fins.

A Dolphin is a sea human. They fuck and kill for fun and now they get high on..... porpoise.

Dolphins are unable to smell

Dolphins use their lower jaw for hearing.

A Dolphin is a gay shark.

The Dolphin is rapist frat boy on a bender.

A Dolphin is a water human.