penguin

dad joke

revolving door

black and white

animal

bird

collective noun

one-liner

nonsense question

knee

trivia

criminality

flight

bail

delay

Titanic

Batman

literature

skeleton

dinosaur

kidnapping

teeth

is an animal that mates for life. Given that they all look alike this is not all that surprising. It's not like they're going to meet a better-looking penguin someday.

Penguins mate for life. Which doesn't exactly surprise me that much 'cause they all look alike - it's not like they're gonna meet a better-looking penguin someday.

is just a bird that got put on the do not fly list

penguins are just birds that got put on the do not fly list

Penguins are just fucked up winter geese.

jumping

organ (biological)

salt water

freshwater

flying

swimming

nobility

knight

pebble

marriage proposal

prostitution

glacier

Antarctic

urin

poop

getting high

homosexuality

decoy

backward

monogamy

survival

taste bud

holding your breath

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