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When Miley Cyrus gets naked & licks a hammer it's "art" & "music"But when I do it, I'm "drunk" and "have to leave the hardware store"
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I went to a Blunt Weaponry Fan Club party last nightI got really hammered
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I've got a great gadget that allows keyless entry into any carIt's called a hammer
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