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mosquito

animal

collective noun

banana

medicine

itching

trivia

poison ivy

home remedy

inflammation

blood

blood type

female

disease

blonde

preference

children

one-liner

bug spray

Noah

nonsense question

life hack

applause

gardening

catnip

snake

Iceland

spider

winter

south

barbecue

AIDS

victimhood

a mosquito is a flying bloody water balloon;

Mosquitos are basically filthy needles that can fly.

is the homo sapiens' last remaining predator.

Mosquitos are basically homo sapiens' last remaining predator aren't they?

mosquitos are basically little insect vampires

Mosquitos are basically mini vampires. Count Squito is always up to no good.

is only around to annoy us and to get stuck in tree sap so we can extract DNA and make dinosaurs.

mosquitos are basically only around to annoy us...and to get stuck in tree sap so we can extract DNA & make dinosaurs.

Mosquitos are basically syringes with wings.

longevity

hunting

dragonfly

body odor

smelliness

feet

extinction

Disney World

colonialism

Malaria

music

goldfish

teeth

crime

evidence

death

elephant

rain

carbon dioxide

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