mosquito, n.All

Mosquitoes prefer children to adults and blondes to brunettes

A Mosquito is a syringe with wings.

Mosquitos are attracted to people who just ate bananas

Mosquitos are more likely to bite people with Type O blood

Mosquitoes infect more than 700 million people with various diseases each year.

A Mosquito is a mini vampire.

A Mosquito is only around to annoy us and to get stuck in tree sap so we can extract DNA and make dinosaurs.

A Mosquito is a little insect vampire

A Mosquito is the homo sapiens' last remaining predator.

A Mosquito is a flying bloody water balloon

A Mosquito is a malaria fairy.

Banana peels have anti-inflammatory properties and can relieve itching from bug bites or poison ivy

A Mosquito is just a filthy needle that can fly.

Only female mosquitos are biters