Accumulate Guilt

Age Like Milk

Arrive Before You're Ready

Arrive Late

Break Silence

Burn Like Ash

Burn Like Chlorine

Burn Like Echo

Burn Like Lint

Burn Like Metal

Burn Like Midnight

Burn Like Mildew

Burn Like Morning

Burn Like Paper

Burn Like Rope

Burn Like Rust

Burn Like Salt

Burn Like Sugar

Burn Like Vinegar

Burn Like Water

Burn Like Wine

Burn Like Wood

Call You Back Too Late

Close Too Slowly

Cool Too Fast

Fall Like Sleet

Feel Hard

Feel Heavier Than They Look

Feel Like A Punch

Feel Like A Relief

Feel Overwhelming

Feel Too Real

Find Meaning That Isn't There

Freeze You Quiet

Gender You Slowly

Get Buried

Give You Indigestion

Go Numb

Hang Heavy

Hang Heavy In The Room

Hit Close To Home

Hit Different

Keep You Waiting

Land Wrong

Late On Purpose

Leave You Breathless

Never Repeat Exactly

Poison Slowly

Publish Too Late

Read Too Much Into It

Reek Of Crowds

Repeat With Variations

Ring On A Landline

Say Too Little Too Late

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Sink In

Sit Heavy

Sit In Your Stomach

Sit Wrong

Spin The Wrong Way

Stop You Cold

Take Your Breath Away

Tighten In Your Chest

Turn Sour

Wait In The Other Chair

Wake You Up

Weigh Like Ash

Weigh Like Chlorine

Weigh Like Copper

Weigh Like Dust

Weigh Like Echo

Weigh Like Glass

Weigh Like Glue

Weigh Like Iron

Weigh Like Lint

Weigh Like Metal

Weigh Like Midnight

Weigh Like Mildew

Weigh Like Milk

Weigh Like Morning

Weigh Like Paper

Weigh Like Rain

Weigh Like Rope

Weigh Like Rust

Weigh Like Salt

Weigh Like Silence

Weigh Like Smoke

Weigh Like Static

Weigh Like Stone

Weigh Like Sugar

Weigh Like Summer

Weigh Like Vinegar

Weigh Like Water

Weigh Like Wine

Weigh Like Winter

Weigh Like Wire

Weigh Like Wood

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is all gossip and they who edit and read it are old women over their tea.

To a philosopher all news, as it is called, is gossip, and they who edit and read it are old women over their tea. Henry David Thoreau

is anything that makes the reader say, 'Gee Whiz!'.

Anything that makes the reader say, 'Gee Whiz!'

is, by and large, not new, but old, often by thousands of years: public servants serve... felons act feloniously... demagogues croak their froggy tunes... echo answers echo.

old stuff, some of it two or three thousand years old. Public servants serve... felons act feloniously... demagogues croak their froggy tunes... echo answers echo.

is never anything new, for if we read of one man robbed, we never need read another, and If you are acquainted with the principle, what do you care for a myriad instances and applications.

enough. If you are acquainted with the principle, what do you care for a myriad instances and applications'

is not when a dog bikes a man, but when a man bites a dog.

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