oyster, n.One-Liners

I heard oysters were an effective aphrodisiac, so I ate a dozenOnly four of them worked

I thought it was an oyster but it's snot

Son: I just found out what Rocky mountain oysters areDad: I know, it's nuts

The world is an oyster . . .better with wine

Who opened that first 'oyster' and said "My, my, my. Now doesn't 'this' look yummy!"