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I like my [x] like I like my [y]

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is like molasses. They are thinner in hot weather and thicker in cold weather.

Pants are like molasses. They are thinner in hot weather and thicker in cold weather.

You need a Pair of Pants to buy a Pair of Pants

is not something you pull down, you push them down.

is more important to a man than his wife is because there are lots of places he can go without his wife.

Trousers are more important to a man than his wife is because there are lots of places he can go without his wife.

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