luggage, n.One-Liners

You’d think that finding your lost luggage in an airport would be easy, but that’s not the case

I Visited North Korea over the summer, but had to leave one of my bags there. On the bright side, it raised their GDP by 0.5%

They've got a luggage store in the airport . . .Seriously, how late do you have to be for a flight where you're like, "Fuck it, just grab a pile of clothes. We'll get a bag at the airport"

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case