quitting smoking

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is most easily achieved by stopping to put cigarettes in your mouth and lighting them.

The easiest way to give up smoking is to stop putting cigarettes in your mouth and lighting them.

is best achieved by dousing yourself in gasoline every day.

Here's a tip to stop smoking: douse yourself in petrol every day.

 would be a lot easier if one knew one wouldn't become one of those non-smokers.

I'd quit smoking if I didn't think I'd become one of those non-smokers.

is distasteful. After all, nobody can be so revoltingly smug as the man who has just given up smoking.

Nobody can be so revoltingly smug as the man who has just given up smoking.

is like being pregnant, you get to eat whatever you want and it doesn’t matter because there’s a larger goal in mind

is like losing your best friend who was spiking all your food with antifreeze, but was really fun, so you overlooked the poisoning part.