quitting smoking, n.All

Quitting smoking is like being pregnant, you get to eat whatever you want and it doesn’t matter because there’s a larger goal in mind

Quitting smoking would be a lot easier if one knew one wouldn't become one of those non-smokers.

Quitting smoking is like losing an old friend.

Quitting smoking is distasteful. After all, nobody can be so revoltingly smug as the man who has just given up smoking.

Quitting smoking is best achieved by dousing yourself in gasoline every day.

Quitting smoking is like losing your best friend who was spiking all your food with antifreeze, but was really fun, so you overlooked the poisoning part.

It's been exactly a year since I stopped smokingAnd 364 days since I started again

Within 48 hours after you quit smoking, your never endings begin to recover, and your senses of smell and taste start returning to normal.

Quitting smoking is most easily achieved by stopping to put cigarettes in your mouth and lighting them.

Quitting smoking is like having PMS every. single. day.